Congratulations on passing as a human all these years despite numerous photographs proving you to be an alien mutant. It seems that you died and then your dead body went on tour, it even changed outfits between viewings, and i heard a rumor that they used fishing line to make your corpse lipsync. You are officially the freakiest thing to come out of Cuba, and that's saying a lot considering you're up against Fidel Castro's beard. RIP Celia. That is, if they'd just bury your dead body.

thanks to mr anigans for the suggestion.