RIP River. RIP everyone else that is dead.
In loving and irreverent memory of River Phoenix and the many others who have passed on before and after him.
Please feel free to comment with your own favorite memories of those departed.
RIP River. RIP everyone else that is dead
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
RIP Deborah Kerr
In my mind it's not the King & I. It's freakin AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!! Holy romantic!!! Omg you were in a wheelchair and he thought you didn't show up and then he's there at your door because of the painting and he sees it and then ooooommmmgggg!!!!!!!!! *sighs* *cries* *dies* RIP *cries*
RIP Luciano Pavarotti
I loved watching you on PBS with those other 2 dudes. You were my favorite because you chewed gum in between beltings. You were so jolly like an Italian Santa Clause but sexier. RIP Tenor #1. The one whose name everyone remembers.
RIP Edmund Hillary
You climbed a big ol' mountain and got a tent named after you. Well done son. RIP.
RIP Marcel Marceau
Mimes are bitchin. You are the bitchenest mime there ever was. I mean "dude trapped in a box"??? Child's play!!! (not the chuckie sort) I tried to think of a way to make this RIP look like I mimed it. But I'm not that clever with the keyboard stuffs. I'll leave that to Alli. RIP Marcel. Marceau. You have the best name. Wow. Seriously. <3<3<3
RIP Madeleine L'Engle
Aaawwww MAN!! I read "A Wrinkle in Time" like.........34097530495809345 times!!! And then I read the two sequels, and like what was up with the one where Charles Wallace was all those different people? Yeah I had trouble with that one. But then I was like 10 yrs old. Not exactly the peak of my literary understanding. Farandola is one of my favorite words. I always pronounced it like this in my head "Fair-un-doe-lay". I don't know why. Also tesseract!!!! RIP Ms L'Engle. I had trouble pronouncing your last name too btw.
RIP Norman Mailer
I havent read any of your works. But I did see you on Gilmore Girls. If that doesn't make you do the twist six feet under I dont know what will. RIP. k bye.
RIP Evel Knievel
I had an action figure of you when I was like 7. It came with a little motorcycle. One time you made a jump from my bed to my dresser!! it was amazing!!!!!!! in terms of scale, your greatest jump ever!! Anyways you're dead now. I think you should have gone out in flames personally. And what was all that stuff with Kanye West? Anyways, you had a super cool white suit with stars on it. Badass. RIP dude.