a.k.a. Alli's stupid-almost-ex-husband. Too bad you have seizures and make nice with everyone, cuz you're really pretty much a dick. Yeah maybe you should like check Alli's phone records today, because I might have called her and talked trash about you. Oh and call my house sometime, asking where she is.....cuz she routinely flies up to Washington for a freakin afternoon...

in conclusion, you're not dead, but you're a dumbass.