Hey, you were like, someone I didn't know much about but I totally was interested in how like you were in a coma and they didn't know if you were alive or dead...so they let you sit there.  If I were them I'd have said "hey Yassar, you dead?" and if you responded in any way, keep you alive, and if you didn't, I'd have pulled the plug.  I also know that people cried and passed out at your funeral.  RIP, Yassar, you had a cool name.