RIP River. RIP everyone else that is dead.

RIP Joaquin?????

2009-02-13T13:12:00.001-08:00

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RIP Medellin

2008-11-24T18:34:00.000-08:00

I've just started watching Entourage again...

RIP Heath Ledger

2008-02-03T21:40:00.000-08:00

You never really interested me, nor did your films.

But now that you are dead, I think you're hot.

RIP Deborah Kerr

2008-01-15T23:22:00.000-08:00

In my mind it's not the King & I. It's freakin AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!! Holy romantic!!! Omg you were in a wheelchair and he thought you didn't show up and then he's there at your door because of the painting and he sees it and then ooooommmmgggg!!!!!!!!! *sighs* *cries* *dies* RIP *cries*

RIP Luciano Pavarotti

2008-01-15T23:11:00.000-08:00

I loved watching you on PBS with those other 2 dudes. You were my favorite because you chewed gum in between beltings. You were so jolly like an Italian Santa Clause but sexier. RIP Tenor #1. The one whose name everyone remembers.

RIP Edmund Hillary

2008-01-15T23:06:00.000-08:00

You climbed a big ol' mountain and got a tent named after you. Well done son. RIP.

RIP Marcel Marceau

2008-01-15T23:02:00.000-08:00

Mimes are bitchin. You are the bitchenest mime there ever was. I mean "dude trapped in a box"??? Child's play!!! (not the chuckie sort) I tried to think of a way to make this RIP look like I mimed it. But I'm not that clever with the keyboard stuffs. I'll leave that to Alli. RIP Marcel. Marceau. You have the best name. Wow. Seriously. <3<3<3

RIP Madeleine L'Engle

2008-01-15T22:57:00.000-08:00

Aaawwww MAN!! I read "A Wrinkle in Time" like.........34097530495809345 times!!! And then I read the two sequels, and like what was up with the one where Charles Wallace was all those different people? Yeah I had trouble with that one. But then I was like 10 yrs old. Not exactly the peak of my literary understanding. Farandola is one of my favorite words. I always pronounced it like this in my head "Fair-un-doe-lay". I don't know why. Also tesseract!!!! RIP Ms L'Engle. I had trouble pronouncing your last name too btw.

RIP Norman Mailer

2008-01-15T22:56:00.001-08:00

I havent read any of your works. But I did see you on Gilmore Girls. If that doesn't make you do the twist six feet under I dont know what will. RIP. k bye.

RIP Evel Knievel

2008-01-15T22:52:00.000-08:00

I had an action figure of you when I was like 7. It came with a little motorcycle. One time you made a jump from my bed to my dresser!! it was amazing!!!!!!! in terms of scale, your greatest jump ever!! Anyways you're dead now. I think you should have gone out in flames personally. And what was all that stuff with Kanye West? Anyways, you had a super cool white suit with stars on it. Badass. RIP dude.

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

2007-04-12T14:05:00.000-07:00

Poo-tee-weet.

So it goes.

RIP Beck

2006-12-14T16:32:00.000-08:00

I love you to death

RIP Robert Altman

2006-12-05T08:52:00.000-08:00

Cuz nobody could ever sit through your movies.

RIP Steve Irwin

2006-09-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

holy crap, dude. um, you should have known this would happen, you crazy ass. RIP, my old friend.

RIP Old Template

2006-08-30T19:37:00.000-07:00

wtf? where did it go? You all suck ass.

RIP comments

2006-08-29T23:27:00.000-07:00

haloscan deleted you all

RIP YOUR MOM!!

2005-06-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

Word.

RIP POPE

2005-04-03T14:10:00.000-07:00

Well, you were pretty cool for a Pope. you did some good stuff. people liked ya. i dunno dude i aint catholic, so um...cheers you miter-wearing polock!! good luck up there in heaven. tell the blessed virgin i said hello.

check it out...pope action figures...keep him alive in your imagination!

Sandra Dee

2005-02-27T20:43:00.000-08:00

Hot...You were freakin sexy hot. Hot DAMN woman.

RIP Gidget.

*cries*

RIP Hunter S. Thompson

2005-02-22T22:57:00.000-08:00

Hunter S. Thompson, you were one of my idols. It is truly painful to type this RIP because you blew your head off this last weekend with a shotgun and dude, WTF!? I mean, yeah, if you were gonna go out, you'd go out by something as gruesome as that, but fuck! Why? Man, you had some good ass stories. I could read/watch Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas every damn day! I love how you saw two women "fucking a polar bear" just whilst sitting in a casino. I love how you saw bats in the desert between Vegas and Barstow, California because dude...ask any of my friends, I saw them too a few summers ago. I wrecked my truck trying to avoid collision with it. Yeah, man, you lived. YOU LIVED. You inspire me to this day, and your writing fucking changed who I am.

Rest in Fucking Peace, Hunter. You da man, dawg...you da MAN!!!

RIP Jerry Orbach

2005-02-16T01:18:00.000-08:00

Screw Law & Order! You were the voice of the candlestick in "Beauty and the Beast"! Lumiere was the best! Always romancing that sexy french feather duster....Although I gotta say....Do you really wanna make out with something that cleans up dirt? I mean...you may as well have made out with the toilet brush. Gross. I also used to wonder how come she never started on fire. Feathers are flammable, you know. I know due to an incident we won't detail involving candles and a down comforter. Um yeah anyways. RIP Jerry. Be our guest!!!...in heaven...

RIP Laundry pile

2005-02-12T16:09:00.000-08:00

you're clean now! and yet you live on....continually regenerating....it's not fair....stupid zombie-laundry-pile...

RIP my wisdom teeth

2005-02-07T18:18:00.000-08:00

you were yanked out of my mouth and now all i'm left with are four gaping holes in my mouth.

RIP Sleep

2005-02-04T07:27:00.000-08:00

this is 2005. you are out of style. these days it's all about the coffee and the rock and roll energy drinks and the methamphetamine.

RIP Johnny Carson

2005-02-01T10:03:00.000-08:00

Okay see, I'm only 23 years old. I never watched Johnny Carson. Ever. I know nothing about him. Would anyone who actually DID watch Johnny Carson like to contribute to his RIP? Please email me at maplesharkdivine@gmail.com And I will add your comments. Thank you.